A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, I'm of royal blood
and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse
gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a provate room.
20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. Is there a problem? I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me? The nurse replied I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute... She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar! |
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