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One day a small eight year old boy wakes up and realizes he needs a bike. He goes to his mother and tells her how much he wants the bike, she tells him that he has been bad his whole life and does not deserve it. She then tells him to go to your room and write a letter to Jesus why you deserve the bike. So he goes to his room and begins to write.

Dear Jesus I have been good my whole......he stops crumples up the paper and throws it away. Next he writes Dear jesus I have been o.k my whole life........ stops throws it away and starts again. Dear Jesus I have been bad but I still deserve the bike. He crumples up the paper and throws it away and starts thinking. In about ten minutes it comes to him. He goes to his mom and tells her he wants to go to church. His mom impressed takes him there.

Once there he goes inside looks around finds something and takes it. He gets into the car and goes home concealing the object in his backpack. When he gets home he takes a statue of Mary out, ans says LOOK JESUS IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN GET ME THAT GOD DAMN BIKE!!!!!!!



By: JT

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