No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Here's how some young folk completed lines to famous Christmas carols. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me ... Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire ... He's makin a list, chicken and rice ... Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say ... Sleep in heavenly peas ... In the meadow we can build a snowman ... Then pretend that he is sparse and brown ..." Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay ... Good tidings we bring to you and your kid ... Noel, noel ... noel, noel ... Barney's the king of Israel