An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want? The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces. The pharmacist said That won't do you any good. The elderly gentleman said That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.