Two rednecks, Bubba and Ed, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Coors. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Ed, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba", Ed said, "we'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, and peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Ed. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reach the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Ed. "We're on the patch"