Yo moma's so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo moma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo moma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel. Yo moma's so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo moma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo moma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo moma's so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch. Yo moma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo moma's so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks! |
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