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Today's Joke


(28 November 2020)

A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Sorry, we don't serve strings," says the bartender.

"What? That sucks," said the string.

So the string walks into the bathroom and ties himself in a knot and messes up his end. He comes back out and approaches the bar again and again orders a drink.

"Hey, aren't you that string?" asks the bartender.

"No. I'm a frayed knot."

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