A gynecologist had a strong desire to change careers and become
an auto-mechanic. So he found out from his local tech college
what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended
diligently, learning all he could. Time for the practical exam
came around and he prepared carefully and completed the exam.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find he had obtained a mark of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needs adjusting.
The instructor replied, During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put
the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
50% of the mark. Then I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all of it THROUGH the exhaust pipe!
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