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A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: What's the name of your penis?

The customers says: Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer.

The gay waiter says: I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.

The customer says to the gay waiter: All right....I will but first tell me the name of your penis.

The gay waiter says: know, JUST DO IT!

The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is SECRET.

The waiter is puzzled and asks: SECRET? What does that mean?

The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!

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