Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?|
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
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