Ray: I know how to please a woman. Blonde: Then please leave me alone. Ray: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself, then. Ray: Your hair color is fabulous. Blonde: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. Ray: Really? Is that where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts? Ray: Is this seat empty? Blonde: Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down. Ray: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here! Ray: Your body is like a temple. Blonde: Sorry, there are no services today. Ray: Here's a donation to restore the exterior. Ray: I want to give myself to you. Blonde: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Ray: Oh, just cheap perfume then? Ray: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Blonde: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Ray: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room, anyway. Ray: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Blonde: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Ray: You're right. I was lying.