Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.|
Q. What's flat and pink and smells like pussy?
A. My tongue.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q: Did you hear about the lesbian who took Viagra?
A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a week!
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it - we're closed.
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