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"Mommy, when am I gonna get my second wee wee" asks a curious 5 year old boy of his Mother.

"A second wee wee?" she asks in surprise.

"I don't know what you are talking about, son, but every boy only gets one."

"You sure Mommy, that every boy only gets one?"

"Yes, son...only one", she says.

"Daddy has two wee wee's, " the boy says with conviction.

"Son, I know for a fact that Daddy has only one wee wee".

"I saw two!" the boy says.

"Two?..No way" ..

"Yes Mom... the little one he makes pee pee from and the Big one that he brushes the babysitters teeth with!!"

By: Tony Bonz

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