Mick is appearing on the Irish version of- Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Gaybo (presenter): Mick you've done very well so far - 500,000 and one lifeline left - phone a friend, the next question will give you the first ever Million if you get it right, but if you get it wrong you will be out of the game and drop to 32,000 - are you ready? Mick: Sure I'll have a go Gaybo: Which of the following birds does NOT build it's own nest? Is it: A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Trush. Remember Mick it's worth 1 Million. Mick: I think I know who it........ but I'm not 100%....no I haven't got a clue. Can I phone a friend please Gay just to be sure? Gay: Yes Mick who do you want to phone? Mick: I'll phone Paddy back home in Ballygoon. (ringing) Paddy: Hello... Gay: Hello Paddy, its Gay Byrne here from Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, I have Mick here and he is doing really well on 500,000 but needs your help to get the Million. The next voice you hear will be Mick's he'll explain the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Mick. Mick: Paddy, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest???. Is it: A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush!!!! Paddy: Jesus Mick that's simple.....Its a Cuckoo. Mick: You think? Paddy: I'm sure. Mick: Thanks Paddy. (hangs up) Gay: Well do you want to stick on 500,000 or play on for first ever million Mick? Mick: I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo. Gay: Is that your final answer? Mick: Final answer! Gay: Confident? Mick: Yes fairly, Paddy's a sound bet. Gay: Mick .....you had 500,000 and you said Cuckoo - You have just won a MILLION BUCKS. Here is your cheque - you have been a great contestant and a real gambler - audience please put your hands together for Mick. (clapping) That night Mick calls Paddy and brings him down to the local pub to fill him full of drink and as they are sitting at the bar Mick turns to Paddy and asks. Tell me Paddy!!! How in Gods name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest, sure you know feck all about birds????? Paddy: Listen Mick, everbody know that a damn Cuckoo lives in a clock!!!!!