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A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
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Q: How is a woman like a condom?
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
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