Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?|
A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One........ Men will screw anything.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
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