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Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied, reached into his tackle box, and pulled out a BIC lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "vhere did yew get dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a genie?"

Sven asked. "Ya, shure, right here in my tackle box," says Ole.

"Could I see him?" So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.

Sven says, addressing the genie, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes I will", says the genie. So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a Million ducks flying overhead. Sven yells at Ole, "I asked for a million BUCKS, not Ducks!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"

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